So the US Open Cup is happening (we'll give you time to look that up), and that gives tiny clubs like 'Chistos FC' a chance at the big boys. This matchup was against D.C. United, a major MLS club with championships to boot.
Christos FC? They are located in Baltimore and don't practice.
The team's headquarters are located in a liquor store.
You seriously can't make this stuff up. Check out the goal and subsequent reaction below from an obviously stunned crowd.
Christos FC went on to lose 4-1... but who really cares about that?